Well,
drink a drink a drink to little Pinky Pinky Pinky,
the savior of the human race.
For she invented medicinal compound,
most efficacious in every case.
And here's our story.
Auntie Millie ran willy-nilly
when the legs they did receive.
But so they gave her medicinal compound,
now they call her Millie-pid.
Jennifer Eccles had terrible freckles,
and the boys all called her names.
But she changed with medicinal compound,
now he joins in all their games.
Well,
drink a drink a drink to little Pinky Pinky Pinky,
the savior of the human race.
For she invented medicinal compound,
most efficacious in every case.
Old Ebenezer thought he was Julius Caesar,
and so they put him in a hole.
And so they gave him medicinal compound,
and now he's emperor of Rome.
Ain't it great?
John Bahama had a terrible stummer.
He could hardly say a word.
And so they gave him medicinal compound,
now he's seen and never heard.
We'll drink a drink a drink to little Pinky Pinky Pinky,
the savior of the human race.
For she invented medicinal compound,
most efficacious in every case.
Mr. Pierce had sticking of ears,
and that made him a fool shy.
And so they gave him medicinal compound,
now he's learning how to fly.
Gumbo!
Brother Tony...
What?
...was known to be bony.
Really?
He would never eat his meat.
Impossible!
But so they gave him medicinal compound,
now they move him round on wheels.
We'll drink a drink a drink to little Pinky Pinky Pinky,
the savior of the human race.
For she invented medicinal compound,
most efficacious in every case.
Lily the Pink She turned to drink She filled up a
paraffin inside And despite her medicinal compound,
suddenly Pika Lily died.
Up to heaven her soul
descended All the church
bells did they ring
One
more time!
We'll drink a drink a drink to little Pinky Pinky Pinky,
the savior of the human race.
For she invented medicinal compound,
most efficacious in every case.
Case?
Case?
Case?
Case.