You'd better pay attention mate, I'm gonna give it to you straightHere's something that I think you oughta knowIt's time you started facing factsIf you don't smarten up your act, I reckon I might have to let you goThe way you treat me is a crimeYou're really messing up my mind, I never know if I should go or stayYou let me out then reel me in, and like a fish I'm caught againSometimes I wish you'd just throw me awayBut like a boomerang I'll keep coming back to youGot my forehead jumping like a kangarooThough you drive me crazy with those things you doLike a boomerang I'll come right back to youI can't stand the way you dress, your den is always in a messWish Tucker's gonna kill me, that's for sureYour taste in music leaves me cold, I'm sick of fifties rock and rollSomehow I keep coming back for moreYou never put your tapes away, you're tied up on the phone all dayThe beer bread that you bake, it makes me illI've never liked a cattle cop, and all your friends are so laid backBut it's final that I guess I love you stillBut like a boomerang I'll keep coming back to youGot my forehead jumping like a kangarooThough you drive me crazy with those things you doLike a boomerang I'll come right back to youOh, the way you treat me is a crime, you're really messing up my mindI never know if I should go or stayBut after all is said and done, you really are the only oneNo one else would have this anywayBut like a boomerang I'll keep coming back to youGot my forehead jumping like a kangarooThough you drive me crazy with those things you doLike a boomerang I'll come right back to youAnd like a boomerang I'll keep coming back to youGot my forehead jumping like a kangarooLong as you keep doing all those things you doLike a boomerang I'll come right back to youLike a boomerang I'll come right back to you