Honey, they're bringing out a TV crewThey wanna do a story about me and youThey'll be stringing up bright lights in the backyardThere'll be cameras on their shouldersWe'll be reading cue cardsLeave them long johns on the lineIf the kids look dirty, that'll be just fineThey're gonna put us on lifestylesOf the not-so-rich and famousThey wanna see us go hog wildOver beans and barbecueThey wanna see my fair lane up on blockThe holes in all our socksTalkin' about lifestylesOf the not-so-rich and famousTell them about your mama and the bowling leagueTell them about Junior and his baseball teamI'll show them my nine-point buck on the wallI'll blow a few times on my new duck callLet them see old Blue, how he sleeps all dayWe'll bring him back homeThey're bringing out the Elvis TV traitsThey're gonna put us on lifestylesOf the not-so-rich and famousThey wanna see us go hog wildOver beans and barbecueThey wanna see my fair lane up on blockThe holes in all our socksTalkin' about lifestylesOf the not-so-rich and famousYeah, our idea of high-class livin'Sittin' on the porch on a cool nightIce and paint and caviarThere's an RC Cola and a Moon PieI'm talkin' about lifestylesOf the not-so-rich and famousLifestyles of the not-so-rich and famousLifestyles of the not-so-rich and famous