It's a God-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair And her mommy is yelling no And her daddy has told her to go But her friends are nowhere to be seen And she walks through the sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a sad and poor Cause she's lived it ten times over It's about to be lived again As they ask her to focus on sailors Fighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen go It's a freaky show Take a look at that low man Beating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show He's the life of the party South America's tortured proud Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow And the workers have struck for fine Cause lemons on sale again See the mice and their million hearts From Ibiza to the North Abroad Rupert Towner is out of bounds To my mother, my dog and clown But the film is a sad and poor Cause I wrote it ten times over It's about to be lived again As I ask her to focus on sailors Fighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen go It's the best selling show Take a look at that low man Beating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show He's the life of the party South America's tortured proud Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow And the workers have struck for fine Cause lemons on sale again How you doing, alright? We've got a long way to go yet, I'm telling you.