It's a god-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mummy is yelling no And her daddy has told her to go But her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a saddening bore For she's lived it ten times or more She could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh, man, look at those cavemen go It's the creepiest show Take a look at the law, man Feeding off the wrong guy Oh, man, wonder if you'll ever know Who's in the best selling show Who's still alive on Mars It's on America's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Now the workers have struck for fame Cos Lennon's on sale again See the mice in their million hordes From Ibiza to the north abroad Louis Vuitton, you're out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns But the film is a saddening bore Cos I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be ripped again As I ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh, man, look at those cavemen go It's the creepiest show Take a look at the law, man Feeding off the wrong guy Oh, man, wonder if you'll ever know Who's in the best selling show Who's still alive on Mars It's on America's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Thanks for watching!