It's a god-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mommy is yellin' oh And her daddy has told her to go But her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through a sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a saddening bore Cause she's seen it ten times or more She could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the law man Beating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know He's on the best-selling show Is there life on Mars? It's on America's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow now The workers have struck for fame Cause Lennon's on sale again See them eyes with a million holes From Ibiza to the Norfolk Bros Ruby, turn the eyes out of bounds To my mother, my dog in clouds But the film is a saddening bore Cause she read it ten times or more It's about to be read again As they ask you to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the law man Beating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know He's on the best-selling show Is there life on Mars? Is there life on Mars?