It's a god-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hairBut her mommy is yelling no And her daddy has told her to goBut her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dreamTo the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screenBut the film is a saddening bore For she's lived it ten times or moreShe could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus onSailorsFighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen goIt's the freakiest show Take a look at the long manBeating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever knowHe's in the best-selling showIs there life on Mars?Is there life on Mars?Is there life on Mars?
