Don't
swear on your mom
That it's the first drink that you've had in like a month
No, don't say it was just
An isolated incident that happened once
There's no need to pretend
I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend
There's something that looks better
I'm stupid but I'm clever
Yeah, I can make a * show look a whole lot like forever and ever
You don't have
to lie to girls
If they like you,
they'll just lie to themselves
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
You don't have
to lie to girls
If they like you,
they'll just lie to themselves Don't I know it better than anyone else?
All your best excuses Know they don't stand a chance
Against all the chances I give you Isn't ideal but damn,
you don't even have
to try Turn you into a good guy
You don't have to lift a finger
It's lucky for you I'm just like
My mother and my sister
All my, all my friends The girl outside the strip club
Getting her tarot cards read
We love to read the cold hard facts And sweater incorrect
We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrests
You don't have to lie to girls
If they like you,
they'll just lie to themselves
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
You don't have to lie to girls
If they like you,
they'll just lie to themselves
Don't I know it better than anyone?