Hi honey, I'm workin' late again tonight

Yeah, I just called so you'd know

Liars one, believers zero Hello baby, can I buy you a drink?

Am I married? Heavens, no

Liars two, believers zero I see the look in her eyes

And I know that she believes

Before the night is over

She'll give herself to me I'll hold her close and I'll kiss her lips

Tell her I love her so

Liars three, believers zero Hey honey, I'm home

I had to work all night

With the job like mine that's how it goes

Liars four, believers zero But wait she's not here

She's gone with all her things

She found she couldn't beat me

So she started her own game I've checked the house and I've called her friends

Where she's gone, nobody knows

Believers one, liars zero

Believers one, liars zero