I helped you find her diamond ring, you made me try it on and everythingTomorrow you'll both say I do and I'll be thereCause that's what best friends doI should win an Oscar, best actress in a showYou always see me smiling, little do you knowI'm a liar, I'm a liar, biggest liar in the worldI'm crying, I'm crying, like I've never cried beforeI know you always heard me say, you'll meet the perfect girl one dayThe night you called and told me the news, I said I couldn't be more thrilled for youThis might be funny timing, probably doesn't matter nowI never thought I'd say this, but I just figured outI'm a liar, I'm a liar, biggest liar in the worldI'm crying, I'm crying, like I've never cried beforeIf I ever tell you that I found the perfect manThat is everything I've ever wanted, just as I had plannedI'm a liar, I'm a liar, biggest liar in the worldCause I'll be crying, I'll be crying, like I've never cried beforeI helped you find a diamond ring, you made me try it on and everything