D-E-A-R, Uncle Archie How are you? I'm fine Everybody else is too Please come home Home? I have no home Martha says that you're in Paris It's a house, child Just a house Do they have nice girls and boys there? I can't get far enough away from it Please come home Now just sign it Should I say that Colin's well now? Streets of Paris like a maze Should I say that Doctor Craven? Sleepless nights and aimless day I think that what you have is good Let's get it posted on its way He'll rush home and you can tell him All the rest you have to say Oh, kind sir Uncle Archie, I wish that you could see When you come into the garden Please come home Yours truly Well, maybe Sincerely, I was about Your friend, Mary
