Well, let's not drink tonight.
Let's not try to make it feel all right.
Please don't show me those smiling faces.
Don't need to be turned on.
Shots be will only do me wrong.
I really don't want to hear some girl go on and on.
I think I've had a few too many,
a few too many times.
So let's not have a party.
I don't want to have fun tonight.
No, no.
Nobody's knocking on my door.
Ain't no hipster shaking on my floor.
Don't want to listen to a thing till my ears stop ringing.
And if you feel you got to go off,
and you know that what you're feeling ain't wrong,
don't even stress about me getting dressed and moving along.
I think I've passed the point of always
passing out before I say goodbye.
So let's not have a party.
I don't want to have fun tonight.
No, no.
I'm not saying that I'm down for the count,
but I'm definitely waiting for the reps to get to nine.
Before they peel my ass up off the ground,
going to make sure it feels right.
Because you don't want to see me out there faking
it up against the wall because I'm too damn tired.
So let's not have a party.
I don't want to have fun tonight.
No, no, no, no.