Hey, I'm calling you back, oh she's been a bitch tonight, and by bitch I mean this rain, no cabs, nowhere. So I had to put on the wig, and the heels, and the lashes, and the ear, and take the train to the club. And you know the MTA should stand for Mother's Catchin' My Ass. So then I get to the club looking like a drowned, harassed rat, and I'm greeted not by Ms. Rose at the door, but our friend Johnny Five-O. Yes, honey, the NYPD shut down the party. And I don't even know what's the tea. So I hope you're up, girl, cause we are all coming over. I'll lock the doors, I'll lower the blinds, I'll fire up the smoke machine, and put on your heels, cause I know exactly what we need. Let's have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki. Lock the doors. Tight. Let's have a kiki. Mother. I'm gonna let you have it. Let's have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki. Die. Turn. Work. Let's have a kiki. We're gonna serve. And work. And turn. And hop-hop, honey. Kiki. A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves. We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts when they deserve. And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave. So shave that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui. Let's have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki. Lock the doors. Tight. Let's have a kiki. Mother. I'm gonna let you have it. Let's have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki. Die. Turn. Work. Let's have a kiki. We're gonna serve. And work. And turn. And hop-hop, honey. It's turkey lurkey time. Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's turkey lurkey time. He's really home to stay, never one to roam. Let's make a wish and may all your wishes come true. Turkey lurkey. You see, Lucy. Suffer, Uncle Joe. Suffer, Cousin Lucy. Everybody gather on table. Dig in, dinner's being served. Eat all the turkey you're able. Can't you see a party's in the pantry? Climb up and bring it down for me. That's something I would like to see. This kiki is marvelous. Kiki. So-so. Oui-oui. No-no. Kiki. So-so. Oui-oui. No-no. Kiki. So-so. Oui-oui. No-no. Kiki. So-so. Oui-oui. No-no. Let's have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki. Lock the doors. Tight. Let's have a kiki. Mother. I'm gonna let you have it. Let's have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki. Die. Turn. Queen. Let's have a kiki. We're gonna serve. And what? And turn. Let's have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki. Lock the doors. Tight. Let's have a kiki. Prime team. Drop. I'm gonna let you have it. Let's have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki. Boots. Ten. Queen. Let's have a kiki. We're gonna serve. And what? And turn. Let's have a kiki.