What's up?
It's Pickles.
Leave a message.
Hey, I'm calling you back.
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight.
And by bitch, I mean this rain.
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wigs and the heels and
the latches and the ear and take the train
to the club.
And you know the MTA should stand for motherfuckers
So then I get to the club looking like a drowned,
harassed rat and am greeted,
not by Ms. Rose at the door,
but our friend Johnny Five-O.
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party.
No beef for me.
I don't even know what's the key.
So I hope you're up girl,
cause we are all coming over.
Lock the doors,
lower the blinds,
fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels.
Cause I know exactly what we need.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Let's have a kiki.
Have a *.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Let's have a kiki.
We are gonna serve and work and turn and hu-hu-honey.
A
kiki is a party for calming all your nerves.
We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve.
And though the sun is rising,
few may choose to leave.
So shade that lid and we'll all bid dear to your ennui.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Let's have a kiki.
Have a *.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Die, turn, work, let's have a kiki.
We are gonna serve and work and turn and hu-hu-honey.
Oh,
what a wonderful kiki.
This kiki is marvelous.
It's very limited.
I'm gonna lie right now.
I'm gonna lie on the bed.
Say, oh my God.
Ew,
you know,
girl,
we were sitting back here and just having a kiki.
Kiki, soft soft, kiki,
nom nom.
Kiki,
soft soft, kiki, nom nom.
Kiki,
soft soft, kiki,
nom nom.
Kiki,
soft soft, kiki, nom nom.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Let's have a kiki.
Have a *.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Die, turn, work, let's have a kiki.
We are gonna serve and work and turn and hu-hu-honey.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Let's have a kiki.
Hunty.
Drop her.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Boots, 10, queen, let's have a kiki.
We are gonna serve and work and turn and hu-hu-honey.