What's up? It's Pickles. Leave a message.
Hey, I'm calling you back.
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight.
And by bitch, I mean this rain.
No cabs, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wigs and the heels and the lashes and the ear
and take the train to the club.
And you know the MTA should stand for motherfuckers touching my ass.
So then I get to the club looking like a drowned, harassed rat
and I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door,
but our friend Johnny Five-O.
Yes, honey, the NYPD shut down the party.
So no fee for me.
I don't even know what's the key.
So I hope you're up, girl, because we are all coming over.
Love you.
Lock the doors, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine
and put on your heels, because I know exactly what we need.
Let's have a kiki.
I want to have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Tight.
Let's have a kiki.
Motherfucker.
I'm going to let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I want to have a kiki.
Die.
Turn.
Work.
Let's have a kiki.
We are going to serve and work and turn and honey.
Honey.
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves.
We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve.
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave.
So shade that lid and we'll all bid a cheer to your ennui.
Let's have a kiki.
I want to have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Tight.
Let's have a kiki.
Motherfucker.
I'm going to let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I want to have a kiki.
Die.
Turn.
Work.
Let's have a kiki.
We are going to serve and work and turn and honey.
Kiki.
Lock the doors.
Let's have a kiki.
Let's have a kiki.
Let's have a kiki.
Let's have a kiki.
Let's have a kiki.
Oh, what a wonderful kiki.
This kiki is a party for calming all your nerves.
This is marvelous.
It will wake you up very quickly.
It's fine right now.
Oh, look at the size.
It's so fine.
Ew.
You know, girl, it'd be better sitting back here and just having a kiki.
Kiki.
So, so.
Kiki.
No, no.
Kiki.
So, so.
Kiki.
No, no.
Kiki.
So, so.
Kiki.
No, no.
Kiki.



Kiki.
So, so.
Kiki.
No, no.



No, no.



No, no.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Tight.
Let's have a kiki.
Motherfucker.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Die.
Turn to work.
Let's have a kiki.
We're gonna serve and work and turn and hunt hunt honey.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Lock the doors.
Tight.
Let's have a kiki.
Hunty.
Drop her.
I'm gonna let you have it.
Let's have a kiki.
I wanna have a kiki.
Oops.
Turn queen.
Let's have a kiki.
We're gonna serve and work and turn and hunt hunt honey.