Let's get *** up...
Let's get *** up...
Let's get *** up...
Softball playing lesbians are voting for Al Gore
The Virgin Mary's been replaced by Zsa Zsa Gabor
Rod's Charburger tweakers collect knick-knacks for the thrift store
Rubbers, plastic six-pack ring things and syringes wash up on the shore
Let's get *** up...
Let's get *** up...
Let's get *** up...
Everyone we know is down with Hepatitis C
Some of them have thyroid problems and some have HIV
Interferon injection is the future for you and me
San Onofre and the microwave spew radioactivity
Let's get *** up...
Let's get *** up...
Let's get *** up...
I've stayed clean for more than a decade. I haven't even had a beer
I'm knocking back a Martinelli's when I'm ringing in the new year
The reason that I live this way is getting a bit less clear
You've been living like an angel even the Jesus freaks think you're queer
