Well, you've all heard the story about Rudolph and his nose But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told Well, you may think you've heard it all, but you ain't heard nothing yet About that crazy Christmas that the North Pole can't forget Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy, who lived out in the sticks He said, Santa's really counting on me, and I hate to pass the buck Leroy said, hey, I'm on my way, and he jumped in his pickup truck When Leroy got to the North Pole, all the reindeer snickered and laughed They'd never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat But Santa stepped in and said, just calm down, cause we've all got a job to do And like it or not, Leroy's in charge, and he's gonna be leading you And it was Leroy, the redneck reindeer, up to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good old boys and girls along the way He's just a down-home party animal, two-steppin' across the sky He makes jingle bells with a rebel yell, he made history that night Before that night was over, Leroy had changed their tune He had them scootin' up on every single roof by the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag, he was havin' the time of his life And you could hear him call, Merry Christmas, y'all, and all of y'all a good night And it was Leroy, the redneck reindeer, up to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good old boys and girls along the way He's just a down-home party animal, two-steppin' across the sky He makes jingle bells with a rebel yell, he made history that night He makes jingle bells with a rebel yell, he made history that night He made history that night