Well, I see you got your brand new leper skin, pure box hat
Yes, I see you got your brand new leper skin, pure box hat
Well, you must tell me, baby, how your head feels under something like that
Under your brand new leper skin, pure box hat
Looks so pretty, ain't it? Honey, can I jump on it sometime?
Yes, I do
I just want to see if it's really the expensive kind
You know it balances on your head just like it matches balances on a bottle of wine
Your brand new leper skin, pure box hat
Well, if you want to see the sunrise, honey, I know where
We'll go out and see it sometime
We'll buy some wine and go out and see it sometime

We'll just sit there and stare
Me with my bed wrapped around my head and you just sitting there
In your brand new leper skin, pure box hat
Living the dream, my friend, Eric Gales
I'm all ears, how much fun, baby, how many times a day
My breathe so cold every time we get up
Life the way it drives us for Formosa
I can do some kinda stuff myself
You know my brand new leper skin, pure box hat
Looks so pretty, ain't it? Honey, can I jump on it sometime
Well, you must tell me, baby, how your head feels under something like that
Under your brand new leper skin, pure box hat
Looks so pretty, ain't it? Honey, can I jump on it sometime
Me with my bed wrapped around my head and you just sitting there
Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you
It's bad for your health, he said
Yes, I disobeyed his orders
I came to see you, it's dead
You know I don't mind him cheating on me
But I sure wish he'd take that hat off his head
Your brand new leather skin, mailbox hat
Well, I see you got a new boyfriend
No, I never seen him before
And I saw you making love to him
You forgot to close the garage door
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
You might think he loves you for your money
But I know what he loves you for
It's your brand new leather skin, mailbox hat