If you should ever return from your lengthy sojourn And come back to this placeWhere every second of your seven year sabbatical Written in lines across your faceIf you ever come backOlder, thinner, like an old leg spinner Like a rock and roll superstar, obsolete beginnerOlder, thinner, like an old leg spinner Two degree in one eye, that is you kissing the otherIf you ever come backIf you should ever return from your lengthy sojourn And come back to this placeWith your luggage tag and your duty free bag Smelling of departures and in disgraceIf you ever come backIf you ever come backOlder, thinner, like an old leg spinner Like a rock and roll superstar, obsolete beginnerOlder, thinner, like an old leg spinner Two degree in one eye, that is you kissing the otherIf you ever come backIf you ever come backLike some refugee from ancient GreeceWith your exemplary approach to the treeAnd we can beginTo get out of the hole we're inAnd we can beginTo get out of the hole we're in