I was punching a clock, pulling my weightComing in early and staying late for the moneySo sad it was funnyNow I'm making a living, living off the gridSome say I'm the best there is at what I doWell I agree, it's so trueCause I, I, I'm the laziest man aliveNine to five, working on the R to get byAnd I, I, I, I'm putting everything on holdMy new goal is wasting timeI'm the laziest man aliveI know exactly where to find some shadeAnd drink a couple hard lemonades in the beach sandSounds like a good planI got a long list of things I need to get around toAnd do the best that I can doTo stay soberAnd don't forget to roll overCause I, I, I, I'm the laziest man aliveNine to five, working on the R to get byAnd I, I, I, I'm putting everything on holdMy new goal is wasting timeI'm the laziest man aliveAll the tourists here know my nameIt's hard to handle this kind of fameYes, I'm one of a kindYou can say that I'mAt the top of my gameCause I, I, I, I'm the laziest man aliveNine to five, working on the R to get byAnd I, I, I, I'm putting everything on holdMy new goal is wasting timeI'm the laziest man aliveI'm the laziest man aliveNine to five, working on the R to get byAnd I, I, I, I'm putting everything on holdMy new goal is wasting timeI'm the laziest man aliveI, I, I, I'm the laziest man aliveAnd I, I, I, I'm the laziest man alive