I'm so confused This Latin music's got me So, so bemused The accent's worse than cockney I'm not amused, it's killin' me Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the hollabaloo? Frazzled and floored This Latin music's mayhem I won't endure There's too much syncopation Where's the two and four? It's killin' me Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the hollabaloo? And all these miramidas Que pasan mi queridas I thought I knew you What happened to you? I'm so confused This Latin music's for the deserts and roofs I'm sure he makes senoras Bordy and loose It's killin' me Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the hollabaloo? Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the hollabaloo? Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the hollabaloo? What happened to the hollabaloo?
