Frank zappa (guitar, dialog)

Mark volman (lead vocals, dialog)

Howard kaylan (lead vocals, dialog)

Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley dunbar (drums)

Jim pons (bass, vocals, dialog)

Bob harris (keyboards, vocals)

Don preston (mini-moog) Mud shark,

Mud shark

You could hear the steam baby

You could hear the screamin' steam right now

As the reamer steams up the lake

Reenie weenie up to the snake Acetylene nirvana

Haemorrhoids

Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby

Acetylene nirvana

Haemorrhoids

Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby

Steam roller

(talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby),

Steam roller

Steam roller

(talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby),

Steam roller Now now girl

Acetylene nirvana

Haemorrhoids

Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby

Acetylene nirvana

Haemorrhoids

Talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby I need somebody to help me, help me

Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me Hear the steam

See the steam

Hear the steam

Hear the steaming hot black screaming

Iridescent naugahyde python gleaming steam roller Mud shark

All groupies must bow down

In the sacred presence of the latex solar beef

All groupies must bow down

In the sacred presence of the latex solar beef Steam roller

(talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids baby),

Steam roller

Steam roller

(talkin' 'bout your haemorrhoids mama),

Steam roller

(do it miles davis)