How you gonna show up late
With a coffee in your hand
How you gonna have me sit and wait
While you hit the coffee stand
How you gonna waltz in here
Iced coffee in hand
Big smile on your big dumb face
Daryl mentioned that you're 15 late
How you gonna show up late
But have a coffee in your hand
How you gonna show up late
I'm wracking my brain but I don't understand
You, you, you, you
You were 15 minutes late
With wet hair and coffee and a scone
Seems like you could've skipped one or two
And I don't understand
Wouldn't have been alone
Waiting for you
All alone at our set time that we said
I was here at one on the dot
You were not
You lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spot
How you gonna show up late
With a coffee in your hand
How you gonna have me sit and wait
While you hit the coffee stand
How you gonna waltz in here
Iced coffee in hand
Big smile on your big dumb face
Daryl mentioned that you're 15 late
I bet you think this song is about you
But it's about me
I'm frequently late
And walking with coffee
I'm frequently late

I * hate myself for that
But it's who I am
Maybe I'll do TM like everyone else in LA
And pay for a mantra
Don't be late
Don't bring a coffee and
Don't be late
That's my TM mantra
Maybe someday
Don't be late Don't bring a coffee and Don't be late That's my TM mantra Maybe someday
Feels weird to pay for a mantra, but that's L.A.
Seems like meditation should be free.
Maybe that's just me that thinks it's a con to make you pay for a mantra.
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