How you gonna show up lateWith a coffee in your handHow you gonna have me sit and waitWhile you hit the coffee standHow you gonna waltz in hereIced coffee in handBig smile on your big dumb faceDaryl mentioned that you're 15 lateHow you gonna show up lateBut have a coffee in your handHow you gonna show up lateI'm wracking my brain but I don't understandYou, you, you, youYou were 15 minutes lateWith wet hair and coffee and a sconeSeems like you could've skipped one or twoAnd I don't understandWouldn't have been aloneWaiting for youAll alone at our set time that we saidI was here at one on the dotYou were notYou lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spotHow you gonna show up lateWith a coffee in your handHow you gonna have me sit and waitWhile you hit the coffee standHow you gonna waltz in hereIced coffee in handBig smile on your big dumb faceDaryl mentioned that you're 15 lateI bet you think this song is about youBut it's about meI'm frequently lateAnd walking with coffeeI'm frequently lateI * hate myself for thatBut it's who I amMaybe I'll do TM like everyone else in LAAnd pay for a mantraDon't be lateDon't bring a coffee andDon't be lateThat's my TM mantraMaybe somedayDon't be late Don't bring a coffee and Don't be late That's my TM mantra Maybe somedayFeels weird to pay for a mantra, but that's L.A.Seems like meditation should be free.Maybe that's just me that thinks it's a con to make you pay for a mantra.*