If I were a time traveler, I'd climb inside my traveling shipAnd take a trip to find myself a week agoAnd if myself could see meAnd hear what Nami had to sayI wonder how I'd phrase it all to make me understandCause last week me was a blissful, bumbling idiotThat crashed down into my days with nothing special on my mindYeah, last week me was that carefree, caring, safe guyI was happy as a little man flyingWasn't no doubt about itTo save me timeSlipping by, by, bySlipping by, by, byAnd if I were a time travelerI'd tell myself to spend some time with youTo stroke your hair and smell you for remembranceWhile I still couldBut then I'd have to tell meThe horror of the days to comeThat happy me just living in the momentAnd lying insideAnd last week me was the cool, fun, good, red bootyThat crashed down into my days assuming everything's fineAnd if I were a time traveler, I'd climb inside my traveling shipYeah, last week me was that carefree, caring, safe guyI was happy as a little man flyingSlipping skyward in the sunshineOh, last week me didn't have a coat to live byThought you'd always be by my sideWas it always in the time?Slipping by, by, bySlipping by, by, bySlipping by, by, byIf I were a time travelerI'd write myself a cryptic songAnd play it on the radioOne morningAnd in that song I'd tell meTo hold you tight and never let you goTo *** my gun and climb up on my rooftopAnd fire out a warningAnd last week meMight have stopped washing my dishesMight have stopped washing my dishesCovered you in kissesBefore I'd wipe my hands dryYeah, last week meMight have said, come sit beside meMight have emptied out the diarySunny day, let's go outsideOh, but last week meWas a blissful, bubbly minuteThat crashed down into my daysWhen life still tried to solve my mindYeah, last week meDidn't know what to doDidn't know your hours were countedTook your warm, fresh face for grantedDidn't stop to say goodbyeSay goodbye, bye, byeSay goodbye, bye, byeSay goodbye, bye, byeSay goodbye