Last time in Paris was a little strange, had time to myself
Heading out to see the city sights
I had a little thing on, was y'all see that lady just got off my highway?
No, I never could pronounce her name
She didn't mind
We were sitting there
Feeling like fireworks
Past the day of rain
Till the city had to burn
Leaving all the presents left in the garbage place for sure
Man at the front passed me my face
Said he had a room with a view for two but he forgot to say
Renovation next door started today
Can't find another room
Long day, long day, long day
Fourteen hours
Shower time from my mother
When did somebody say four?
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris was strange
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris was strange
Slapped up on a minstrel bus to the show
Hanging about my own lawn
Took the metro out to Avignon
Man in the backstage didn't know my name
I said hey, I'm like a bad man
Yeah, ruined everyone's day
Fifty minutes
No one sees me
So let me go
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris was strange
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris was strange
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris was strange
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris was strange
Last time in Paris
Last time in Paris was strange