Don't try selling me your heartbreak

'Cause I can't take another sales pitch

You don't wanna be the last one

Who's no fun, the one that's always left behind I know it's hard

To see clearly all of the time

So go do what you want

And I'll try hard to be more understanding But I don't want to live like that

Under your thumb behind your back

I just wanna be there to see the last laugh I'll try killing you with kindness

Forget the mindless things I might've said

And I won't try to catch you or stop you

From doing what you think is right I'll look the other way

Maybe I was wrong this one time

It's got to be hard

When the rest of the world's gone crazy around you But I don't want to live like that

Under your thumb, behind your back

I just wanna be there to see the last laugh Back and forth you swing

From routine to obscene and I know that you're just like me

And that's exactly what I like about you

I guess I'm probably insane

Two by four is what I'd use to smack you upside your head

'Cause you drive me crazy So don't keep singing me your sad song

It's been so long since I've gotten through

And I'm not gonna be the last one

Who's no fun, the one that's always left behind Don't get me wrong

When I don't tell you what you wanna hear

And go do what you want

And I'll try hard to be more understanding But I don't want to live like that

Under your thumb, behind your back

I just wanna be there to see the last laugh