Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister
He met mama lawned down in old mornin' roots
Strutting her stuff on the street
She said, hey look, hey Joe, wanna give it a go?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
The boy drank all that magnolia wine
On her black satin sheet is where he starts a free-for-all
Kitchi-kitchi-ya-ya-da-da
Kitchi-kitchi-ya-ya-hee
Mocha-chocolata-ya-ya
Cream of lady mama-la
Hello chickens, yes it's me, your own beloved Harold Ziedler
In the flesh, welcome to the mornin' ruse
Because they can-can-can, because they can-can-can
Holdy-holdy-holdy-hold, holdy-holdy-hold
Because they can-can-can, because they can-can-can
Everybody can-can!
Everybody can-can!
Because they can-can-can, because they can-can-can
Kitchy-kitchy-ya-ya-da-da
Kitchy-kitchy-ya-ya-hee-hoo
Coco-chocolate-a-ya-ya
Cream-laden-mama-la
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Everybody can-can!
This is a story about love, about passionate love, desperate love, crazy love
This sort of love you will never forget
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, Roma-ma
Ga-ga, ooh-la-la
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love, oh-oh-oh-oh
Love, love, love
I want your love, oh-oh-oh-oh
Love, love, love
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I want your loving and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I want your loving, oh, your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Five, six, seven, eight
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
I want your horror, I want your design
Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine
I want your love, love, love
I want your love, love, love
With the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to be abused
I want your loving, I want your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your loving, I want your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Won't you let go of my hand?
Ladies and gentlemen
May I introduce the Duke to Monroe
Hey, sister, go, sister, so, sister, go
How dear do I
Hey, sister, go, sister, so, sister, go
See you've met mine
Hey, sister, go, sister, so, sister, go
Faithful handyman
Hey, sister, go, sister, so, sister, go
He's just a little bit brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of the day
But at night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual Transylvania
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual Transylvania