Last night I dreamt of the minnow Five passengers that sailed that day from aTropic bay the weather started getting rough So they had to stay a while on that desertisle Living in those bamboo hutsThe first mate was such a klutz Marianne had great coconutsLa isla Gilligan And when the theme song playsI think of those castaways Who wore the same clothesEvery day on that uncharted desert isleGilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Gilligan!Oh my son!Gilligan fell out of his hammerHe landed on the skipper's lap Woken from his napLos Howells tienen mucho dineroI know the universal language, money!No phones, no lights, no motor cars Just dumb guest starsTropical heatIsland nest Sending out an S.O.S.All the guys love Ginger's pear La isla GilliganCause when the theme song plays I think of those castawaysWho wore the same clothes Every day on that uncharted desert isleNo!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!I want to watch the reruns till I die But it's time for the creditsThat faces go by Gilligan, Skipper, the millionaire and his wifeThe movie star, the Professor and Mary AnnWhat happened?Well, it's those radioactive vegetables, Marianne.Don't worry, Skipper.I know exactly where we are.You do?Where are we?We're lost.Oh, killing him.