Hit it! Aw yeah! Yeah!

La di da di, la di da di, la di, la di You know what, you peep this, la di da di, we like to party

We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody

We're just some men that's on the mic

And when we rock upon the mic, we rock the mic, right

For all a y'all, keepin' y'all in health

Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self

'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin'

That we create, so that's our mission

So listen to what we say because this type of *** happens everyday I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'

Gave myself a stretch up

A mornin' yawn and went to the bathroom to wash up

Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup

I said a, Mirror mirror on the wall

Who is the top choice of them all?"

There was a rumble dumble, five minutes it lasted

The mirror said, "You are, you conceited ***" Yo, that's true, that's why we never have no beef

So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth

Used 'Oil of Olay' 'cause my skin gets pale

Then I got the files for my fingernails

True to the night and on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath

Clean, dry, was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear For all the girls I might take home

I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne

Fresh, dressed like a millions bucks

Threw on the Valley shoes and the fly green socks

Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no

I went back in, I forgot my Kangol

Then I dilly dally ran through a alley

Bumped into my old girl Sally from the valley

This is a girl plays, hard to get

So I said, "What's wrong?" 'cause she looked upset She said, Uh, it's all because of you"

Say what? "I'm feeling sad and blue"

She said what? "You went away"

And now my life is filled with rainy days

And I love you so, how much you'll never know

'Cause you took your love away from me

Now what was I to do, she is crying over me

And she was feeling blue, I said her, "Don't cry, dry your eye"

"Here comes your mother with those two little guys" Her mean mother stepped and said to me "Hi"

Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the eye

Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong, the kids was gone

Some was wrong, I said, "What is going on?"

I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, leave her"

She said, "If I can't have you, she can't either" She grabbed me closely by my socks

So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox

But she gave chase, she caught up quick

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick

She said, "So we can go cruising in my OJ"

And what? "I'll give you all my love today"

What? Ricky Ricky Ricky what?

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways "Yo, MC Rick my love is here to stay"

Yo, on and on and on she kept on

The bitch been around before my mother's born

I said, "Cheer up," gave her a kiss

I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you, miss

She said, "No you're not," then she starts cryin'

I says, "I'm thirty-four," she says, "Stop lying"

I said, "I am, go ask my mother

And with that wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover" To the tick tock and you don't stop

To the tick tick, you don't, hit it