Why'd you always try to *** with my hair?
You mocked my haircut again
So I got some scissors and cut it off
And now I can't go out in public
I look like a suburban monk
I guess I apologize
Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your demi-monk
You *** with my system again
I'll take your favorite pen
I'll take your T-shirt and put it in the wash
Then when you go out in public
Your fabric will be ***ing soft
I guess you'll get pwned
Cause Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your demi-monk
But they're not together anymore
I just wanted to be your
Men, Naughties and TV star
I just wanted to be your
Men, Naughties and TV star
I just wanted to be your
Men, Naughties and TV star
I just wanted to be your
Men, Naughties and TV star
Men, Naughties and TV star