Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Two! Two! — Come to, do what you do to me I haven't been the same since we're teenagers Follow me Go on and reach on across You lose these power hands, you're the one I think it's strange There's friends up in that chute, and they think she loves you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh damn, you're sad, I'm made in Taiwan Come on, Jackie Chan Oh, oh, oh, oh — Last night, Jackie Chan came around I played pool with him, but we hung out Mr. Biagi and the X-Men Called in for a while as well I think it's strange There's friends up in that chute, and they think she loves you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh damn, you're sad, I'm made in Taiwan Come on, Jackie Chan Oh, oh, oh, oh — Last night — — Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I never thought I would come to the movies Shedding my killers on a deadly road My life was filled with everything I could hold Oh, I think it's strange There's friends up in that chute, and they think she loves you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh damn, you're sad, I'm made in Taiwan Come on, Jackie Chan Oh, oh, oh, oh I think it's strange There's friends up in that chute, and he's in love with you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh damn, you're sad, I'm made in Taiwan Come on, Jackie Chan Oh, oh, oh, oh —