I travel all over, and people want to know Robert Mack, and as I get famoser, they want to know more Robert Mack.So I started a fan club. It's called No More Robert Mack.And it's really catching on.Once people realize who I am, they start chanting it so loudly,No more Robert Mack, no more Robert Mack, that I can't even finish.But I do have a lot of fans all over, and they seem to have a short attention span.So I brought some jokes for them, and we'll finish with some of these jokes.So give me 60 seconds on the clock, and go.How many landlords does it take to screw in a light bulb?None. Also, she won't fix the sink.Next time you get some round-trip airline tickets and they ask what your final destination is, say here.It's a round trip. I don't have time to explain each of these to you guys.Four times three is 12.Yes.Never buy sushi at the 99-cent store.True story.I wish I was the guy who invented hotcakes, because you know how well those things have sold.Like wildfire.Pass.If Barack Obama's deceased mother married the ghost of Osama bin Laden,she'd be Mama Obama Osama.I went to a silent auction. I got a dog whistle and two mimes.I used to be a paper boy. Then I became a real boy.This one's really good or really bad, depending on whether you get it or not.So it's all on your shoulders.So listen up extra close.I went shopping at a cherry stand and a microphone store.Bada-bing, bada-boom.I sold my chest at a pawn shop. Son of a bishop, rook me.I'm trying to meet new people. I belong to a gym. He's very possessive.I call this one ice cream cone.Cone!Once when I was littler, we got a dog and a cat.The next day, we named the dog Curiosity.It was a cat, but I didn't have to name the cat.Do you like cats? Nothing like the musical.I went to a dyslexic masseuse. Really rubbed me the wrong way.And finally, I went to the bank the other day and said to the teller,I need $50.The teller said, Withdrawal.So I said, I need $50.That's it for me. I'm Robert Mack.I'll see you next time.Robert Mack.Thank you.