Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but two hours of pushin' room buys a eight-by-twelve four-bedroom
I'm a man of means, by no means, king of the road
Third boxcar, midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine
Oh, worn-out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
I smoke old stogies I have found
Short but not too big a round
I'm a man of means, by no means, king of the road
I know every engineer on every train
All of the children and all of the names
And every handout from every town
Ever locked, ain't locked, no one's around
I sing, trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but two hours of pushin' room buys a eight-by-twelve four-bedroom
I'm a man of means, by no means, king of the road
Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but two hours of pushin' room
A eight-by-twelve four-bedroom
I'm a man of means, by no means, king of the road