Big man in my town, that's why I act so weird You're so cool, look at me in my hearse You'd be careful, is that severe? Hey there, I can do some ink Everyone is below me That tattoo looks good, you'd think Such a fake, real people can see And if you're lucky, then I'll talk to you The ink is so small, can't hold it, he hits my shoe Worst father of the world, think I'm a god to the girls Praise me, the loser I am Come on down to Carroll County I am alleged to many I'm just a fuckin' moron with black cranium Get a fuckin' tattoo at the end of the morning Come on down to Carroll County I am alleged to many I'm just a fuckin' moron with black cranium Get a fuckin' tattoo at the end of the morning Away from my child Forced her to sign her custody Four inches couldn't please anyone Made her stand naked in front of me Soon everyone that I know Will know that I am a fake Stop trying to buy my tattoos God damn it, for goodness sake And if you're lucky, I will talk to you The ink's so small, can't hold it, so he hits my shoe Worst father of the world, think I'm a god to the girls Praise me, the loser I am Come on down to Carroll County I am alleged to many I'm just a fuckin' moron with black cranium Get a fuckin' tattoo at the end of the morning I'm just a fuckin' moron with black cranium Get a fuckin' tattoo at the end of the morning