Well, the Joneses bought a new house, we did tooThen a new car, so we bought one tooCause we had to keep up with the JonesesIt was the usual thing to doThen the Joneses started going out on the townAnd that's when the Joneses started goingBut we had to keep up with the JonesesSo we started making the roundsThen suddenly it happened, their love fell apartNow the Joneses aren't the same as beforeBut we had to keep up with the JonesesAnd we couldn't let the Joneses get ahead of usSo now we're not us anymoreNow old Jones is getting ready for the trialsGuess we'll follow them in single fileCause we've got to keep up with the JonesesDon't you wish that the Joneses would cryYes, we had to keep up with the JonesesOh, don't you wish that the JonesesWould cryWould cry