Oh, Carrie, I'm comin' home Oh, Carrie, I'm comin' home Gatorade and lemonade and lying naked in the shade Pretendin' that I got it made by Dan Sniffin', stuffin', dippin', snuffin' till I think I've had enough And then I'm gonna get up if I can Oh, Carrie, I'm comin' home Oh, Carrie, I'm comin' home The sky's green and in between, somebody said the water's clean But I'll bet it's just a dream, by heck The president is poppin' pills and payin' all the old folks' bills And wearin' a silver spoon around his neck Oh, Carrie, I'm comin' home An evil eye from the FBI came walkin' by and caught my eye And I told him, careful, buddy, I'm James Bond, don't shove He caught my bluff and took my stuff and hit me till he had had enough And took me to a place that I ain't fond of Oh, Carrie, I won't be home Oh, Carrie, I won't be home Oh, Carrie, I won't be home Oh, Carrie, I won't be home