You were fine before you sang karaoke Friend tonight, dancing up on the table on the floor A funeral, staying alive Now it's Trude's turn, Miss American Pie Three beers at home, it's our turn So two drunk men, we're lying on the floor It's one beer again, until this has to be done So put on teenage dirtbag, and let it be carried on Taken over places here, so quick is our You see us crawl over Greenland, from swing to mourn You see us create after the lyrics to William's Law So sit down with us and let's go Just sit down with us and let's go We'll never be allowed to steal In karaoke we have blood No one sings karaoke like us I've killed Liz Jackson and Billie Jean Call me Florence, baby, because I'm a machine I'm toxic without Britney, hit me one more time Karaoke is tequila, we are salt and lime Too many songs are ruined by wine Too many old ladies I think are fine I'm winking and sleeping, I'm hungry for show Frederico, I'm the cat, I'm Joe Don't try to hear me, I'm starting to bleed I'm not nervous, because I'm holding my breath I go up on stage and report a song Get ready for Tore Tang So loud that the whole audience burns So meet us at three o'clock and make a mess Meet us at three o'clock and make a mess Just sit down with us and let's go In karaoke we have blood No one sings karaoke like us We'll never be allowed to steal In karaoke we have blood No one sings karaoke like us We dress up in the most beautiful clothes We are the king and the queen, we are the father and the prince Most on the list are Chandler and Zia The day ends with karaoke mamma mia We'll never be allowed to steal In karaoke we have blood No one sings karaoke like us We'll never be allowed to steal In karaoke we have blood No one sings karaoke like us We'll never be allowed to steal In karaoke we have blood