Just one day, that's all I need Just a day without her nagging Just one day, I beg, I plead But the drag just keeps on dragging While I wish for just one Monday or Friday To be free, free to slouch and sulk and mumble And be messy and me-me All I ask is for twelve hours to live my life my way Just one simple, awesome, crazy, epic day Just one day is all I want With my family united Ears at bay, no fights, no taunts Just the four of us, delighted I mean, look, I love my kids, I love my work, I love my life And I love my fiancé, and in a day I'll be his wife And I'll throw the perfect wedding, and I'll throw the bride bouquet And we'll have one happy, loving family day Tomorrow is the wedding, and tonight is the rehearsal And there is no room for error, I mean not one flaw We've got guests in just ten hours, dress the tables, trim the flowers I want beauty and perfection, I want total awe And remember that reporter, cause it's crucial that we quarter That business is depending on this one success Now breathe, but thank you, Tori, and in fact that is the story So get moving, move this produce, and remove this mess One more day, she's on my back, she's been riding me forever My faults and all I lack, and all I, oh whatever Cause I'm lazy and I'm average and I'm sloppy for a start And I know she'd like a daughter who was pretty and mean and smart And I know the woman's perfect, but I'll never be that way Not for a single solitary day One more day, she'll fight and fuss, when her joy is all I'm after It's been a long tough time for us, now it's time to hear some laughter Cause I only want her happy and well punctual and clean But she mumbles and she crumbles at a time she's all right mean She's bright and so insightful, but those traits aren't on display Well, not lately, often, ever, not today Ellie dear, it's not the time, no, that apron is a crime And that sea bass isn't fresh, it's three days dead Mom, I really need to know, if I can wait, now where'd she go? Ugh, I'll never draw her focus from the bed It's a million loves, yes, and then everything to the right It's silly, right? I'm just gonna let it be What a day, what a day, what a day, what a day I'll hit your bed, I'll hit your bed, I'll hit your bed, I'll hit your bed Just one day, that's all we get, I'm about to start that story Just one day, I'm so excited, when the night in all its glory is To say the word, to show what I can do, and say what I can say In just one day, for one, perfect, easy, winning, stellar, icy, epic, do or die, crazy day