Jump outta' bed and I head for the grape nuts

Eat 'em quick or they soggy and that sucks

Try to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt

Still sport the same drawers even though they hurt In the fridge there's a Faygo it tastes ill

'Cuz it's flatter than a bitch on a big wheel

I got a few moneybacks and a little change

So I'm headed to the store when the phone rings What up, man check it out, I know this bitch

She gots another friend with her and her dad's rich

If we find us a ride up to Rynethat

Garunteed, we can *** 'em both on the spot! Oh ***! Lemme call Bill-Bill

I wanna' go and let my nuts do the windmill

He ain't home, ***, I'll call Mike Clark

'Cuz I know he can get the ***in' Skylark He said he can, but he's broke and it needs gas

But I wanna' buy this Faygo, think fast

I know my brother Jump Steady's got a few bones

But that's gonna' do us *** when he ain't home Nevermind J, Legs loned me a ten

No need to get punched in ya' head again

Tell Mike to scoop me up right away

And then Faygos and nuttin' hoes all day! *** yeah, throw my pro wings on my feet

Lock the house and wait for 'em in the street

I wish I had a piece of gum or somethin', ***

My mouth still kinda' tastes like grape nuts Here they come, nope it wasn't them

Seems like the same cars drivin' by again

It pulls up, hey man you're outta' luck

W-w-what'd you say man?" ***