It's just like Noah's Ark

There's two of every kind

Pretty girls and boys in drag

Walking a fine thin line Shaking hands and bussing cheeks

Licking their lips like they could eat me alive

In a couple of weeks

Yeah, just like Noah's Ark Italiano promotion men

Chomping a big cigar

Slapping backs and making cracks

About the fags in the bar Radio boss dipping his nose

In a little white packet

You can put it out son and we'll all back it

Yeah, just like Noah's Ark And the waves are crashing 'round us

But we're ready for the flood

And we don't need a sign like an olive branch

In the beak of a snow white dove We're not as dumb as we might look

You can't keep us in the dark

With me and you, it's two by two

Just like Noah's Ark These four walls have seen

The Cockettes and the Casters

From San Francisco to Ohio

I've seen beauty and disaster Cocky young roosters, little chicks

Flashing smiles, shaking them hips

Trying to hook it up for the late night shift

Here in Noah's Ark And the waves are crashing 'round us

But we're ready for the flood

And we don't need a sign like an olive branch

In the beak of a snow white dove We're not as dumb as we might look

All locked up in the dark

We can sort out snakes from the animals

Just like Noah's Ark And we wrote it as we saw it

From the center of the stage

All access to the liars

Who claim they wrote a page But for every tiny dancer

There's a dog that's had its day

The truth is never quite the same

As what the papers say, oh, yeah And the waves are crashing 'round us

But we're ready for the flood

And we don't need a sign like an olive branch

In the beak of a snow white dove We're not as dumb as we might look

You can't keep us in the dark

With me and you, it's two by two

Just like Noah's Ark