Call on dolly

If your neighbour needs a new romance

Just name that kind of man your sister wants

And she'll snatch them up

Don't forget to bring your maiden aunts and

She'll match 'em up

Call on

Missus dolly

She's the one the spinsters recomend

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For the pleasure--and the profit--it derives

I have always been a woman who arranges things

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Just leave everything to me

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Just leave everything to me

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For a rather modest fee

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I'll arrange for making all arrangements

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With a ten year guarantee

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I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure

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Just leave everything to me

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If you want your bustle shifted, wedding planned, or bosom lifted--

Don't be ashamed girls

Life is full of secrets, and I keep 'em I'll discretely use my own discretion

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Just leave everything to me