Bending the knees to fool my friends Forgetting almost every planAnd writing them a funny little song Just to make sure I still belongOoh, I'm just a fool, don't you see? Ooh, nothing is cool about meHow many lives for the pictures I take? Travels or jokes, just dishes I makeYeah, sure I'll come to that little part of your heavenI'll make sure to come lame, I'll make sure to bring nothingOoh, I'm just a fool, don't you see? Ooh, nothing is cool about meOoh, I'm just a fool, don't you see? Ooh, nothing is cool about meStill I don't know why we keep hanging out For one drink you get, I'll have six now, scoutThe rest of the bar for people I might know For that girl in the back that keeps calling me broOoh, I'm just a fool, don't you see? Ooh, nothing is cool about meOoh, I'm just a fool, don't you see? Ooh, I seem to fool everyone but me