Jumpin' Jack
Jumpin' Jack got no choice
He's got to jump right back, back where he came from
Ain't no fun being a Jumpin' Jack
What a drag, shut up tight
He's really in the bag
Waitin' for someone to come by
And start him jumpin' jack
All you got to do is just one thing
Touch the vital spot that makes him spring
Give the little man a happy fling
Think of all the joy that you can bring
To Jumpin' Jack
Got no sense, he is the saddest sack
In all creation just be glad
You're not a Jumpin' Jack
Ain't no fun being a Jumpin' Jack
Just be glad you're not a Jumpin' Jack
All you got to do is just one thing
Touch the vital spot that makes him spring
Give the little man a happy fling
Think of all the joy that you can bring
To Jumpin' Jack
Got no sense, he is the saddest sack
In all creation just be glad
You're not a Jumpin' Jack
Jumpin' Jack got no choice
What a drag, shut up tight
Jumpin' Jack got no face
Just be glad that you are not a Jumpin' Jack