I've got a juice head, baby
She's drunk all the time
I've got a juice head, baby
She's drunk all the time
When she can't get liquors
She almost loses her mind
She drinks whiskey like water
Drinks gin like lemonade
She drinks whiskey like water
Drinks gin like lemonade
She makes me go to work early
While she layin' round in the shed
Now she'd rather drink whiskey
Than eat a seven course meal
Than eat a seven course meal
When she's high she's happy
Now you know just how I feel
I worry when she's loud and rowdy
I worry when she's quiet
It's gettin' darned expensive
To keep up her whiskey diet
I took her to a doctor
And this is what he said
There ain't no pill can help her
She's just a natural whiskey head
I've got those juice heads
Do as I can be
Now my woman and her whiskey
Is going to be the death of me