Football, baseball, basketball games

Drinkin bear, kickin ass and takin down names

With the top down, get-a-round, shootin the line

Summer is here and Johnnys feelin fine But Johnny cant read

Summer is over and hes gone to seed

Johnny cant read

He never learned nothin that hell ever need Well, Johnny can dance and Johnny can love

Johnny can push and Johnny can shove

Johnny can hang out, Johnny can talk tough

Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up But Johnny cant read

Summer is over and hes gone to seed

You know that Johnny cant read

He never learned nothin that hell ever need Well, is it teachers fault? Oh, no

Is it mommys fault? Oh, no

Is it societys fault? Oh, no

Well is it Johnnys fault? Oh, no Couple years later, Johnnys on the run

Johnny got confused and he bought himself a gun

Well, he went and did something that he shouldnt oughta done

FBI on his tail, use a gun, go to jail But Johnny cant read

Summer is over and hes gone to seed

You know that Johnny cant read

He never learned nothin that hell ever need Well is it teachers fault? Oh, no

Is it mommy'ss fault? Oh, no

Is it the presidents fault? Oh, no

Well is it Johnnys fault? Oh, no Johnny can dance and Johnny can love

Johnny can push and Johnny can shove

Johnny can pinball, Johnny can talk tough

Johnny can get down and Johnny can throw up Johnny cant read

Johnny cant read Well, recess is over

Recess is over Sitcoms, T&A

Johnnys mind is blown away

Cop shows, horror flicks

Johnnys brain is full of bricks Rock show, video

Boob tube, Rubiks cube

Game fools, Sunday school

Gain fans, gobble gangs

Wonka, wonka, wonka Theres a new kid in town