Hello this is John Peel here and well I'd like to do a little number it's about time I'm sure that many people would like to have me on vinyl and I mean that in the most forthright and honest way and I'm really doing I mean that fairly sincerely but well I don't think many people would disagree with that quite honestly and well this is it this is a little number I've composed or cleft man as I say in the trade I gave myself a ring to make sure I was not in but I was because I answered wasn't that a funny thing oh yeah well there it is anyway thanks very much indeed I'm just off now to the shop to get a Kenny Douglas blow-up inflatable doll anyway I hope you're gonna just cut out this track on this miniature album and throw away the rest and just play my part I'm sure you'll enjoy I'm just off now to the shop to get a Kenny Douglas blow-up inflatable doll anyway I'm just off now to the shop to get a Kenny Douglas blow-up inflatable doll I'm just off now to the shop to get a Kenny Douglas blow-up inflatable doll I'm just off now to the shop to get a Kenny Douglas blow-up inflatable doll Rinskepepe and Kermoo Zee and Zee and Ternskermoo Rakatapepe, Rakatapebee Rumph Huff Doo Rump Huff Doo so let's briefly summarize what we know shall we the 50s the 60s the 70s and finally the 80s thank you and good night there will now be a one-minute interval what's yours old son? I'm not sure I'm gonna move on we're a bit pushed for time too late everybody's got in ahead of us the basic idea is very interesting but the task of producing something valid within such restrictions speaking personally it would have made a good 30-second sketch but it needs pruning yes the second half will begin in just under 25 seconds Harry do you mind not shoving? sorry but the second half is about to begin what already? and they're not allowing anyone in after the beginning I'm afraid the call of nature must take precedence excuse me come on drink up gentlemen that's ridiculous they've hardly had time to shift the setting how do you shift the bare essentials the second half will begin in just under 12 seconds and my bloody zip's stuck you can tear it up later come on the second half is about to...