Still there.
I wouldn't mind being in shape.
You know who was in really good shape was Jesus.
Nothing like the topic of Jesus take the ear right out of the show.
That's what he would have wanted.
Hey, when you bring up my name, I want people to be really uncomfortable.
And it's not just the Christians.
Everyone's like, too soon.
It's only 2,000 years ago.
Let it breathe, buddy.
But Jesus was in amazing shape, which is especially impressive
considering he could multiply bread whenever he wanted.
Boom, pretzel bread.
The Bible doesn't specify what type of bread he multiplied.
I imagine it was pretzel bread.
Boom, pretzel bread.
Boom, garlic nuts.
That's why he had all those followers.
Come on.
Maybe he'll make some followers.
Focaccia bread.
This is how people walked in biblical times.
They were really into that Beyonce formation video.
How many Beyonce references is he going to have?
But who knows?
Maybe Jesus could multiply the bread, but he had no control over what type of bread it was.
He was like, you want some bread?
Boom, pumpernickel.
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
Still free bread, everyone.
Let me try this again.
Boom, melbatos.
That's never happened before.
That's the big guy playing a trick on moi.
Of course, Jesus was multiplying the bread to illustrate a point.
He was like, I can give you bread that can feed you,
but I can also give you bread that can feed your soul.
But you know, everyone was like, yeah, I'll just take the food bread.
I prefer the food bread to the soul food bread.
Unless that's what you call cornbread, because I love cornbread.
Can you make pizza?
I love pizza.
I realize religion jokes make some people uncomfortable,
especially the ones that are going to hell.
Don't you dare.
Get back to your regular food jokes.