Like many a male

I got angst in my pants

And goddamn it to hell

It don't help if I dance And you, you're not doing too well

All the blogs are about you girl

They caught you in the park after dark

Giving head to a statue girl, how cruel I didn't mean to do you no harm

I just underestimated my charm

And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth

Oh, baby you're too much sugar

For my sweet tooth forever Didn't mean to do you no harm

I just underestimated my charm

And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth

Oh, baby you're too much sugar

For my sweet tooth forever You're on your honeymoon

And you're sending me notes

You hope to see me soon

You've got see wrapped in quotes I used to find it funny to say

What's your man got to do with me?

But then I saw him downtown

Placing bets on the hounds

He was as big as a house

We can't be messing around I didn't mean to do you no harm

I just underestimated my charm

And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth

Oh, baby you're too much sugar

For my sweet tooth forever Didn't mean to do you no harm

I just underestimated my charm

And if I ever bothered to tell you the truth

Oh, baby you're too much sugar

For my Every time we kiss

It's like an inside joke, I always miss

Our love is like a tug-of-war

Don't touch me girl, can't hug no more Oh, every time we kiss

It's like an inside joke, I always miss

Our love is like a tug-of-war

Don't touch me girl, can't hug no more