I said someone's in the kitchen with Sharon Someone's in the kitchen I know Someone's in the kitchen with Sharon Now, Bobby, only person in this kitchen is me and these pots and these pans And I'm just trying to get these little cookies cooked up here in this oven These chocolate chip cookies Mmm, I can smell them, too They smell delicious And I got me an apple pie going on Oh, my goodness And I got a lemon meringue popping in Man, I wish I was a little kid again, because I want some, too I'm just trying to get me Come on, now, you can stick your finger in the bowl With a little ice cream on it And, Lord, have mercy I love my chocolate cake Don't forget the jello to add a little bit Well, I guess I should have some, you know, kind of, you know, cereal with some fruit in it, too, though And some raisins, some good food All right, then Fee-fi-fiddly-ow-oh Fee-fi-fiddly-ow-oh Fee-fi-fiddly-ow-oh Strumming on the old banjo Oh, yeah Someone's in the kitchen with Bobby Someone's in the kitchen, I know Someone's in the kitchen with you, Bobby Yeah, I'm going to tell you who's in the kitchen with me Sarah Lee, Betty Crocker, and Angie Mama That's who's in the kitchen with me And I need some pickles, some pears, and some peaches And some po' boy sandwiches Yes, I need some macaroni and cheese Lord have mercy, I want to eat good tonight I want some squash Yellow squash Smell it rising up like a Zucchini Lord have mercy In that kitchen Burn it there, girlfriend Fee-fi-fiddly-ow-oh Fee-fi-fiddly-ow-oh Fee-fi-fiddly-ow-oh Strumming on the old banjo Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm Whoa! All right! Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm Ooh! One, two, three, go! Come on now! Fee-fi-fiddly-ow-oh I'm singing fee-fi-fiddly-ow-oh Fee-fi-fiddly-ow-oh Strumming on the old banjo Strumming on the old banjo Strumming on the old banjo